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Global Warming to Bring Back Dinosaurs
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Recent studies have indicated that global warming will trigger vast biological changes around the planet, scientists at the General Delivery University announced yesterday.
"The increase in carbon dioxide will speed up the growth of plants, and jungles will expand all over the place," said Dr. Andre Carne, head of the GDU College of Fossil
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"The animal life will have to adapt to the much warmer environment," Dr. Carne added, "resulting in significant changes."
"The planet will revert to a condition much like it was over 300 million years ago," Dr. Carne said.
"We speculate that the ultimate effect of global warming will be the return of the dinosaurs," he added.
The return of the dinosaurs is predicated upon the relationship of much larger plants, fueled by higher carbon dioxide levels, and increased sizes of animal life.
"Lizards will keep getting bigger and bigger and pretty soon they'll be huge," said Dr. Carne. "Birds may re-evolve backwards into their predecessor creatures," he added.
Other scientists discounted the GDU theory of dinosaur return. "Nonsense," said Dr. Henry Henner at the Idaho School of Ancient Rocks. "What we're going to see is the evolution of extremely large insects."
Meanwhile, representatives at the 44th annual "What Are We Going To Do About Global Warming Conference" in Oslo continued to debate the economic impacts of the looming climate change. Oil producing nations want economic assistance in the event oil consumption is reduced to slow down the advent of global warming. Oil consuming nations countered that the revival of dinosaurs will simply replenish the world's oil supply, eventually.
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September 1, 2010 at 1:14 PM
will we see dragons too, please pretty please, i'd weally, weally wuv to wiv wif dwagons tooo woooo
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